ISAAC NEWTON PREDICTS END OF WORLD, I GUESS?
End of world predicted to be definitely NOT happening anytime before
2060, in a recent leak of unreleased papers by late scientist reveal
shocking prediction on how the world will end insert 12 tokens in local
paper machine to read the latest scoops...
PRODUCT SURPLUS
Vendor at local survivor's market to sell surplus of toilet paper and
canned food
WEATHER FORECAST
Expect a combination of acid rain and harsh solar rays on Monday till Wednesday and a short drought at the end of the week.